About once a year I get a notice to be randomly drug tested. I get a bottle of diet 7-Up and go to Doc in the box. It's much more weird for the nurse who has to pour my urine into two seperate vials and then dispose of the remainder into the toilet I used but did not flush as per instructions. I just load, unload, and sign on the bottom line. And off I go to the races.

And fill this cup halfway.